He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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