you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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