Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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