he shaved USA in his pubs
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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