Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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