Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Boobs are out for the taking
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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