he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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