After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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