My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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