I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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