If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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