Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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