Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
How external is "for external use only"?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
