Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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