i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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