Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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