I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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