i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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