your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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