oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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