I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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