I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
