I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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