It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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