All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Quick, to the slutcave!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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