The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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