sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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