she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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