Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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