That's intense
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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