youre lurking in front of me
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
dude. I can hear the air.
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