Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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