Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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