big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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