The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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