I swear she didn't look like that last week.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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