I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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