remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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