There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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