Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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