we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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