do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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