i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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