ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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