WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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