They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Do you still have your period?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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