i just snorted my name. best moment ever
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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