Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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