I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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