Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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