There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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