how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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