just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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