The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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